USS Abraham Lincoln... Blowing the pipe: Attention on Deck!!! All departments, all ranks, enlisted and officers... NOW HEAR THIS!!! Get your ass off this vessel now. The party has started in the (classified level 4) canyon over there beyond all those tall land lubber buildings. Get moving NOW!!! Lots of good homemade chow. Lots of beer, wine, and Singapore jungle juice. Also loud and/or soft sexy music, and T & A in all the dark corners. Get off of this boat or start scraping the barnacles. Final pipe: This has been a public service announcement.